My thesis advisor told me this one today.
A Panda walks into a bar and asks for a beer and some grub. Everyone is astonished, but they don't show it. The bartender is surprised, but calmly serves the panda. He later enquires whether it likes the food and recieves an affirmative reply. After the panda finishes it's burger, fries and beer it asks for the check and pays the necessary amount. However just as it is leaving, it takes out a gun, shoots the bartender and leaves.
Now the owner of the bar, who is still getting over this whole panda-walking-into-a-bar thing runs up to it and demands an explanation. He says you even liked the food goddamit .. why shoot my bartender?
The panda calmly takes out a dictionary and shows him the entry for 'panda'
Panda: A black and white bear-like animal which eats, shoots and leaves.
hmmmm......this joke reminds me of somebody :)
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Ha ha! Cool one :)
Posted by: Leela at May 10, 2004 01:00 AMYou been reading books on puntuation and grammar? This is a leading example in a book I saw recently.
Posted by: Yazad at June 1, 2004 12:02 AMand i thot i was the only one using this joke.... some how all the people i ever told this joke too never understood it ...
Posted by: shailen at November 3, 2004 07:31 PM